1. What the fuck did I just watch?
    What was that ending?
    Why the fuck was it perfect?
    What?

  2. (Source: anditwillbeshameless)

  3. since I really want to lay in my comfy bed

    let’s all give a big hurrah to the inventor of Netflix for the PS Vita

    I can watch Donnie Darko and be comfy as fuck~

  4. I’m gonna go watch Donnie Darko now

    per request of Hannah

    I shall tell you how I liked it in the morning, yes?　

  6. THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST ONE

    -information about what Paula Deen, hell, dinner rolls, and butter have in common-
    Me: I CAN'T STOP SNORTING
    OR TALKING
    I'M SO SORRY
    I'M
    SO
    SORRY
    OH MY GOD
    THE COMMERCIALS ARE FROM 1987
    SO THEY REALLY ARE DEAD
    Casey: SCREAMS
    THEYRE ALL DEAD

  7. Last one, I swear

    Me: OH MY GOD
    WHAT IF THEY DIED DURING THE FILMING OF THE COMMERCIALS?
    Casey: OH
    NO
    Me: LIKE INSTEAD OF PRETEND FALLING
    Casey: JOEY
    Me: THEY ACTUALLY FELL OVER
    Casey: J.O.E.Y.
    Me: AND LIFE ALERT COULDN'T SAVE THEM
    Casey: JOEY
    STOP
    I CAN'T

  8. gif-gibby: i’ve fallen & i can’t get up!

    gif-gibby:

    i’ve fallen & i can’t get up!

  9. Yearbook signing with Casey!

    -Casey signed my yearbook with our joke, "Bitch it ain't 44 BC yet!", so I started laughing my ass off-
    Some bitch: Don't freak out about it!
    -I step close to this bitch-
    Me: Do you know what happened in 44 BC?
    -steps closer-
    Me: Julius Caesar got stabbed.
    -steps even closer-
    Me: Don't get stabbed.

  10. Skype convo with Casey

    Me: DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S A SCARY THOUGHT?
    Casey: WHAT, THE FACT THAT I LIKE GAY COUNTRIES??
    Me: THE LIFE ALERT COMMERCIALS WERE FILMED IN THE LATE 80'S, EARLY 90'S
    DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
    ALL THE ACTORS
    Casey: WHAT
    Me: ARE PROBABLY DEAD
    Casey: OMG
    Me: SO YOU'RE WATCHING
    DEAD PEOPLE
    Casey: SCREAMS
    JOEYYY
    Me: TELL YOU ABOUT A LIFE SAVING DEVICE
    WHAT IF THEY GOT A LIFE ALERT BUT IT DIDN'T WORK
    AND THEY'RE JUST ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR STILL DEAD
    Casey: IN THE AAAARMS OFFFF AN ANGELLLLL.

  11. well never mind guys

    you can stop the festivities

    cos someone is talking to me now

    say, did I ever tell you about Japanese video games?

    omg look there’s one now!　

  12. ok so I’m getting off now

    and you guys can cheer

    no more posts about Japanese video games

    cos I’m going to play Japanese video games

    you’re jealous

    pls don’t try and deny

    cos I still love you

    you ain’t a stupid hoe.　

  13. hey

    hey guys

    remember when they cancelled Steambot Chronicles 2?

    yeah.

    me too.

  14. ok

    i think I’m done with my ZZT spam

    I exhausted everything in the tags

    and uploaded my own little tidbits

    seriously though oh my god you guys

    FEELINGSS

    HRNGHHHHHH

    I MEAN LOOK AT THAT?! WHO WOULDN’T FEEL FOR THAT

    OH MY GODDDDDD